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"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Mafia Lite: 'And you know what happens to people who don't please us? They swim with the dolphins...'"

"Hold on, hold on. We can't do this. He's an organ donor."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

Richard gets the third degree.

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"It's a Plodcast!"

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."