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"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Mafia Lite: 'And you know what happens to people who don't please us? They swim with the dolphins...'"

"Hold on, hold on. We can't do this. He's an organ donor."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"Stick 'em up!"

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

Richard gets the third degree.

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

The Future of Detective Work

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"It's a Plodcast!"

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."