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Reserved crime scene.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

Richard gets the third degree.

"We've picked up a tail."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

The Sun: A History. . .

Mafia Shrinks

"It's a Plodcast!"

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."