Crime Documentary Buffs Pillows

Government announcing plans to reduce public fears.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Witless protection prgram

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

Mafia Shrinks

"It's a Plodcast!"

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Aren't we lucky to be living in a nation of laws!'

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

The car alarm snooze button.

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

"It turns out it really did have his tongue."

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.