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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You're late."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"