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Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Newt sale

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I don't like the look of this."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Do you like my bling?

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"You're late."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Do' you have the time?'