Watch Lover With A Twist Gifts

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Tree Funeral

God with Earth Controller

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Unicorn in the Woods

K9 Authors.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Reserved Parking

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Sundial watch...

J. Parry Clockmaker

Neighborhood Watch.

Man running after a watch.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Statue Selfie

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Watch Salesman

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'