Watch Lover With A Twist Mugs

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Einsteiners.'

Do it yourself books.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Tree Funeral

God with Earth Controller

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Unicorn in the Woods

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

K9 Authors.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Reserved Parking

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Sundial watch...

J. Parry Clockmaker

Neighborhood Watch.

Man running after a watch.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Statue Selfie

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

Watch Salesman

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'