Washing Machine Repair Technician Pillows

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Computer operator welding machine.

"What can you do with him?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"Out of toner."

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'You need a new bobbin.'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'The printer repair guy.'

"Oh, please, do tell me what Warren Buffett has to say about adding bleach to delicates."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."