Warrior In Training Pillows

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hi-yah!"

Super Student

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

William Tell Executions.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Braveheart.

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."