Eco-warrior In Training Pillows

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

"How are we supposed to buy that book about big tech billionaires destroying the planet when it's not available on Amazon?"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"I've gone plastic free."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish