Warrior In Training T-Shirts

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hi-yah!"

Super Student

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Long-legged clown...

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

William Tell Executions.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Information Macht Frei

Petrol vs electric car

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

Braveheart.