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"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."