Warden Prankster Gifts

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Pants Uglifier!

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Snowman in the Freezer.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...