War Zone Traveler Prints

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Are we there yet?'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Did you call for a Medic?"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Honk if you're holy.

Get ready ... Get set ...

Left Behind

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

?50 speed sign

"Here as on a darkling plain swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, where ignorant armies clash by night, Matthew Arnold, Fox News, Channel Five."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

GPS flag in road

Safety last.

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.