Danger Zone Enthusiast Prints

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

"How was your day, dear?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Death By Mattress

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Safety last.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

An elevator to some dynamite.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

'A bullet Heavens, Kessler, don't be so melodramatic. It's only a poisoned dart.'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.