Danger Zone Enthusiast Mugs

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

"How was your day, dear?"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'What went particularly well?'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Death By Mattress

Safety last.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

An elevator to some dynamite.

Speeding in a video game

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'