War With Words Gifts

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Bangers and Mash

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Take me to you lieder.'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate