War With Words Prints

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bangers and Mash

Introducing...Anagraman.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Eldrow

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The Physiciatrist...

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'Take me to you lieder.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Buck Naked