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War and Peace GIF

Hague Convention Defied - Use of Laughing Gas.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

One legged men.

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Whoa, Mr. Ramirez! Serving in World War II must have been awesome!"

Neo-International Law

A Hole in the Dike

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Warrior Woman

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Moby Dick

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."