War Stories Prints

War and Peace GIF

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Hague Convention Defied - Use of Laughing Gas.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

One legged men.

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Whoa, Mr. Ramirez! Serving in World War II must have been awesome!"

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

Neo-International Law

A Hole in the Dike

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Archival Warfare

Warrior Woman

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.