Military Stories Prints

The US Against the World

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

A Hole in the Dike

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Warrior Woman

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

So … how did you two meet?

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence