War Reality Checker Pillows

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Putin and Zelensky

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Expert

Power/Expenditures

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Army Man Playset 2020

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Conspiracy theories

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Don't give up the day job...'