War Reality Checker Pillows

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Putin and Zelensky

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Power/Expenditures

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Army Man Playset 2020

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Conspiracy theories

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'