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"He won't move from one gulf war to another."

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Crocodile

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.