Wannabe Space Tourist T-Shirts

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"You are here"

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Moon Souvenirs

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

UFO

Mass Deportation Plan

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Mars-A-Lago

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

What Started the Incident at Roswell

"Could you help me with this?"

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

'It's definitely a global warming.'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

U.S. Lunar Open

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'