Wannabe Sharpshooter Gifts

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Zorro as a child.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"This new guy's really good!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"It's opening day."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

A group of hunters.

Shooting in Ireland

A bird crash.

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Archery.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'