Wannabe Sharpshooter Mugs

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

A group of hunters.

Shooting in Ireland

A bird crash.

"It's opening day."

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Archery.

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'