Wannabe Bestselling Author Pillows

Add comfort and inspiration to a writer’s space with pillows featuring clever and humorous designs. Perfect for cozying up during long writing sessions or just relaxing.

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'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.' mockup

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.' mockup

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.' mockup

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.' mockup

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys." mockup

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

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New Guy. mockup

New Guy. mockup

New Guy. mockup

New Guy. mockup

New Guy.

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'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.' mockup

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.' mockup

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.' mockup

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.' mockup

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

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As Seen On TV mockup

As Seen On TV mockup

As Seen On TV mockup

As Seen On TV mockup

As Seen On TV

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Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination. mockup

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination. mockup

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination. mockup

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination. mockup

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

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Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity. mockup

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity. mockup

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity. mockup

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity. mockup

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

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'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.' mockup

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.' mockup

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.' mockup

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.' mockup

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

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The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue mockup

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue mockup

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue mockup

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue mockup

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

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"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care." mockup

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care." mockup

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care." mockup

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care." mockup

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

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How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies! mockup

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies! mockup

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies! mockup

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies! mockup

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

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"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band." mockup

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band." mockup

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band." mockup

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band." mockup

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

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A young boy shaving

A young boy shaving mockup

A young boy shaving mockup

A young boy shaving mockup

A young boy shaving mockup

A young boy shaving

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'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.' mockup

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.' mockup

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.' mockup

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.' mockup

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

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Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero. mockup

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero. mockup

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero. mockup

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero. mockup

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

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'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!' mockup

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!' mockup

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!' mockup

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!' mockup

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

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I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes! mockup

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes! mockup

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes! mockup

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes! mockup

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

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And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments. mockup

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments. mockup

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments. mockup

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments. mockup

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

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The Island mockup

The Island mockup

The Island mockup

The Island mockup

The Island

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"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!" mockup

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!" mockup

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!" mockup

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!" mockup

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

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'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!' mockup

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!' mockup

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!' mockup

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!' mockup

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

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'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.'

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.' mockup

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.' mockup

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.' mockup

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.' mockup

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.'

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"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." mockup

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." mockup

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." mockup

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." mockup

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

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TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...) mockup

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...) mockup

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...) mockup

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...) mockup

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

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"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local." mockup

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local." mockup

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local." mockup

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local." mockup

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

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"I've got a part in a soap."

"I've got a part in a soap." mockup

"I've got a part in a soap." mockup

"I've got a part in a soap." mockup

"I've got a part in a soap." mockup

"I've got a part in a soap."

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"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!" mockup

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!" mockup

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!" mockup

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!" mockup

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

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"I can grant you three fishes."

"I can grant you three fishes." mockup

"I can grant you three fishes." mockup

"I can grant you three fishes." mockup

"I can grant you three fishes." mockup

"I can grant you three fishes."

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I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it. mockup

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it. mockup

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it. mockup

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it. mockup

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

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Wannabe Bestselling Author Pillows Collection

Wannabe Bestselling Author Mugs

Looking for more ways to inspire the writer in your life? Check out our collection of unique mugs designed for aspiring bestselling authors.

Wannabe Bestselling Author Prints

Decorate the creative space of a future bestseller with our inspiring prints, crafted to motivate and amuse every aspiring author.

Wannabe Bestselling Author T-Shirts

Find the perfect apparel to motivate the writer in your life. Explore our t-shirts featuring witty slogans for wannabe authors.