Walrus Whisperer Gifts

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Walrus Dentures

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"I am the eggman. I am the Walrus."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

The Upholstery Consultant

Wind Energy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Quick, open the back door!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

Practical Woodworm...

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.