Wall Street Wolf Pillows

"I'm the little piggy who went to market...the Stock Market."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'Time to buy.'

Jumping Wall Street.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Tempest in a Teapot

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Shares Nosedive

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Making money for investors is simple

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Of course I'm depressed. Just once I'd like to be associated with an up stock market."

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'