Wall Street Warriors T-Shirts

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

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