Wall Street Warriors Mugs

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Exercise Bars

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