Stock Market Warriors Mugs

The Ground Floor

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Studio in December

"Of course I'm depressed. Just once I'd like to be associated with an up stock market."

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.