Stock Market Warrior Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle with our stock market warrior mugs. Perfect for traders and investors who appreciate humor and a good cup of coffee or tea reflecting their market prowess.

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'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.'

'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.' mockup

'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.'

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"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains." mockup

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

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"What do you mean, the market rallied?" mockup

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

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Global crisis.

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What exactly do you wish to punch him on the nose about, sir?

What exactly do you wish to punch him on the nose about, sir? mockup

What exactly do you wish to punch him on the nose about, sir?

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Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader. mockup

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

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'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!' mockup

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

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'Stand back!'

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'Damn! My portfolio took a dive!' mockup

'Damn! My portfolio took a dive!'

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''Buy high' and 'sell high' haven't made me any money, so bring me something non-alcoholic.'

''Buy high' and 'sell high' haven't made me any money, so bring me something non-alcoholic.' mockup

''Buy high' and 'sell high' haven't made me any money, so bring me something non-alcoholic.'

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I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'.

I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'. mockup

I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'.

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'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.' mockup

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I keep feeling we should float the company" mockup

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't." mockup

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.' mockup

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..." mockup

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

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'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.' mockup

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

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"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound." mockup

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

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'Time to buy.'

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"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades." mockup

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.' mockup

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.' mockup

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace. mockup

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

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Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO. mockup

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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