Wall Street Historian T-Shirts

Stylish and witty t-shirts for the Wall Street historian in your life—showcase their passion for financial history with humor and flair. Perfect for casual days or market analysis sessions.

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Dow Jones' Greatest Hits

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I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me. mockup

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

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Born to raise interest rates.

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'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.' mockup

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

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'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!' mockup

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

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'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.' mockup

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

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'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.' mockup

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

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'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.' mockup

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

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A stripe of stockbrokers

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If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom. mockup

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

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'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?' mockup

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

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'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.' mockup

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

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'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.' mockup

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

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Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street mockup

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

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Rat Race Resources.

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Bull Riding on the Stock Market

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'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.' mockup

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

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'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.'

'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.' mockup

'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.'

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Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times mockup

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

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'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?' mockup

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

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"You want me to recommend that stock? It's done more reverse splits than the Rockettes."

"You want me to recommend that stock? It's done more reverse splits than the Rockettes." mockup

"You want me to recommend that stock? It's done more reverse splits than the Rockettes."

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Wall Street steals kids' candy on Halloween.

Wall Street steals kids' candy on Halloween. mockup

Wall Street steals kids' candy on Halloween.

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'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.' mockup

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

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'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.' mockup

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

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"Yes, They're all fine thanks, Max - how's your portfolio?"

"Yes, They're all fine thanks, Max - how's your portfolio?" mockup

"Yes, They're all fine thanks, Max - how's your portfolio?"

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Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table mockup

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

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'I just got back from Wall Street.' mockup

'I just got back from Wall Street.'

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'The bonuses are in. You buy lunch, I'll buy the restaurant.'

'The bonuses are in. You buy lunch, I'll buy the restaurant.' mockup

'The bonuses are in. You buy lunch, I'll buy the restaurant.'

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The European Bailout

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'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.' mockup

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

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Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble. mockup

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

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Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.

Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989. mockup

Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.

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'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.' mockup

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

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"O.K., now Reed, Bruno, Parker & Van Patten, Inc., followed by Hanover, Norris, Upham, Wallace & Peck."

"O.K., now Reed, Bruno, Parker & Van Patten, Inc., followed by Hanover, Norris, Upham, Wallace & Peck." mockup

"O.K., now Reed, Bruno, Parker & Van Patten, Inc., followed by Hanover, Norris, Upham, Wallace & Peck."

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"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."

"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted." mockup

"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."

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Wall Street Historian T-Shirts Collection

Wall Street Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs designed for Wall Street enthusiasts—perfect for morning coffee or tea rituals.

Wall Street Historian Pillows

Find cozy, finance-inspired pillows that add humor and personality to any room—perfect for Wall Street fans.

Wall Street Historian Prints

Browse our selection of prints featuring clever takes on Wall Street history—ideal for decorating any finance enthusiast’s space.