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Obama To Hillary: THIS Is How You're Supposed To Sell Out

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

Goldman Sachs Bubble.

Wall Street steals kids' candy on Halloween.

Stock market investment advice

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Tempest in a Teapot

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Republican politics!

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

World Financial Mafia

Trickledown economics

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

Philip Larkin

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

A stripe of stockbrokers

The Pope Code

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

Wall Street In Jail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

Emergency Firebreaker

Capitalism

Dollars Press Conference