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The Mexico Fence

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The Proust of Twitter

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"Now that's a win."

Gun laws US

Trappist Monk Discord

Changing Minds

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Always Compatible

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'