Wall Debater Mugs

The Mexico Fence

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The Proust of Twitter

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

Trappist Monk Discord

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Gun laws US

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Always Compatible

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."