Wall Art Seeker Gifts

Wall Cluck.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Texturing the Walls

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Graffiti Forever!

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Cave Wallpaper

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

People admire a freshly painted wall

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

Baroque

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb