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Please help: Surrealist

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

The Cremaster Cycle

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Graffiti Forever!

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Banksy

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Wall Cluck.

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'