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"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Snow flake

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Dog walking Human.