Recreational Walking T-Shirts

Musicians in the rain.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."