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Walking Tours of New York

A fire hydrant pees on a dog.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Have you tried taking long walks?"

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

'You need to walk more.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

Next rest area 8 feet

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

Donna Karan's Nightmare

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Not far enough. Keep going.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

'Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.'

"Don't let this beautiful weather fool you into thinking everything's fine."

The Thinker

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

Scenic Look OUT!!

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Crossing the street.

You are here.

"Could you walk a little faster, buddy? This is New York."

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

Avoid disappointment later - abandon all hope now.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."