Walkie Talkies Gifts

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Walking the Dog.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'He's my personal trainer.'

"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Sony Dorkman

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

Woman and dog with mobiles

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

Dog wants to be walked.

God's dog

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

Walking the dog.

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'Walk with me.'

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

Did you see my dog?

Let's talk about my dog.