Walker Whisperers Gifts

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Wolf Karaoke

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Timber preservation

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

Walking the Dog.

'I ran with them once.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Hats in the Wind

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

I think we're on the same wave length.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Just the usual, thanks.

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'