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'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A drone laying an egg

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

Millipede motorist

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

First Speeding Fine.

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'It belonged to an elderly gatherer who only used it on Sundays!'

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'