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'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A drone laying an egg

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Johann Strauss

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

'It belonged to an elderly gatherer who only used it on Sundays!'