Wakefulness Devotee Gifts

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"How long have I had what problem?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Therapist School

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Yogi back in 5.

"She's late for her stress management course."

Relax.

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."