Waiting Wizards Prints

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Waiting for Pants

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Dog Walker

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

The interminable!

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."