Waiting Wizards Prints

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Waiting for Pants

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dog Walker

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

The interminable!

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."