Waiting Warriors Prints

"Would you like to hear some music while you hold."

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

La Table

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Late BroomStick

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Waiting for Pants

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

The interminable!

'You're too aggressive.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I'll take #1.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."