Waitlisted Warriors Prints

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

La Table

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'I'll take #1.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room