Waiver Warriors Prints

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'A word in my office Jones.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Hell: The Airport"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Keep fit.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'That's our group plan.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Gas Bill

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."