Wizard Fan Prints

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Yo, give me 666!"

"Well yes, the wizard hat raises a few eyebrows, but it's better than people just gawking at seeing a unicorn..."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Fairy tale

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Okay, now try it again"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'